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Call from Hell

Posted: February 14, 2008
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Author: ciputcedot
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Filed under: Daily Craps
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Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said:
“I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there”
so she called and talked for about 5 minutes.

Then she said:
“Well devil, how much do I owe you?”
The devil goes:”five million dollars”
“Five million dollars!!!????” She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair…..

Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too… He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
then he said:
“Well devil how much do I owe you????”

The devil goes:
“ten million dollars”….. “ten million dollars!!!!!!???”
He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair…..

Bush was extremely jealous too… he starts screaming and screaming… “I wanna call US! I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody”

he called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and

talking and talking. Then he said:
“Well, devil, how much do I owe you????”
The devil goes:
“one dollar…..only one dollar.”
Bush screamed… ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: “Well, from hell to hell it’s a local call.”